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Bizarre Accident Reports

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:44 am
by southerngale
[Actual quotes from those involved]

"I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I
put my hand through it."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"I was trying to get out of the ambulance's way when I hit
the pedestrian on the sidewalk."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:04 am
by blizzard
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."


Was that Randy Moss??? lol

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:13 am
by ColdFront77
Trying to visualize them, can play tricks with your mind.

Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:28 am
by Colin
southerngale wrote:"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."


Wow...these people are pretty dumb... :P :lol: :roll:

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:46 am
by Amanzi
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

Rather observant :lol:

Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:16 am
by JCT777
southerngale wrote:"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."


LOL!! :lol: I am sure this happens around the world on a fairly regular basis. :wink:

Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:19 am
by opera ghost
southerngale wrote:[Actual quotes from those involved]

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."


Silly pedestrians... if you can't make up your mind... I'LL MAKE IT UP FOR YOU!

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:38 pm
by pojo
Kelly, those were hilarious....stupid comments, but unfortunately true.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:41 pm
by stormchazer
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him."


A report from a Jeff Gordon accident?

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:07 pm
by ColdFront77
Amanzi wrote:"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

Rather observant :lol:

All nine of these quotes have "rather observant" individuals. :D