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Bizarre Accident Reports

#1 Postby southerngale » Wed Oct 15, 2003 12:44 am

[Actual quotes from those involved]

"I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I
put my hand through it."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"I was trying to get out of the ambulance's way when I hit
the pedestrian on the sidewalk."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
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#2 Postby blizzard » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:04 am

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."


Was that Randy Moss??? lol
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#3 Postby ColdFront77 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:13 am

Trying to visualize them, can play tricks with your mind.
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Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

#4 Postby Colin » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:28 am

southerngale wrote:"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."


Wow...these people are pretty dumb... :P :lol: :roll:
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#5 Postby Amanzi » Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:46 am

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

Rather observant :lol:
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Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

#6 Postby JCT777 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:16 am

southerngale wrote:"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."


LOL!! :lol: I am sure this happens around the world on a fairly regular basis. :wink:
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Re: Bizarre Accident Reports

#7 Postby opera ghost » Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:19 am

southerngale wrote:[Actual quotes from those involved]

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran
over him."


Silly pedestrians... if you can't make up your mind... I'LL MAKE IT UP FOR YOU!
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#8 Postby pojo » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:38 pm

Kelly, those were hilarious....stupid comments, but unfortunately true.
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#9 Postby stormchazer » Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:41 pm

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him."


A report from a Jeff Gordon accident?
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#10 Postby ColdFront77 » Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:07 pm

Amanzi wrote:"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he boun-
ced off the hood of my car."

Rather observant :lol:

All nine of these quotes have "rather observant" individuals. :D
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