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Gotta Love Small Towns

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:16 pm
by TexasStooge
The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!"

The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you are obviously what's passing through."

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:31 pm
by bfez1
ROFL---that's a good one!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:37 pm
by Stephanie
Good for the magistrate! :lol:

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:41 pm
by JCT777
LOL! :lol: That was a good one! :)

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:32 pm
by Colin
LOL! :D

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:01 pm
by JetMaxx
ROFL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:25 pm
by StormCrazyIowan
LMAO, sounds like my town! :wink:

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:47 pm
by David
Ouch... lol.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:53 pm
by wx247
:lol: LMAO!!!! Too funny. :)

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:55 pm
by pojo
That was hilarious!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:11 pm
by VanceWxMan
HA ha but how did a small town cop stop a Porshe? If I were the driver it would of been CYA! ;)

I am from a small town Caddo Mills Tx Pop 1060 (they counted the cats dogs and cows, cause I never seen that many peeps in that town)

Aaron

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:19 pm
by Amanzi
Ha! I like that one! :lol: