How the world works...
Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:02 pm
If a man cuts his finger off while cutting salami at work, the restaurant is to blame.
If you smoke 40 packs of cigarettes a day and die of lung cancer, you blame the tobacco companies.
If your neighbor crashes while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your children are brats without manners, you blame it on the television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
If you have overweight children, you blame it on McDonalds.
And if a crazed person breaks into a cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
So, if I die while sitting in front of this computer, I want you all to blame Bill Gates, okay?!!
If you smoke 40 packs of cigarettes a day and die of lung cancer, you blame the tobacco companies.
If your neighbor crashes while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your children are brats without manners, you blame it on the television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
If you have overweight children, you blame it on McDonalds.
And if a crazed person breaks into a cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
So, if I die while sitting in front of this computer, I want you all to blame Bill Gates, okay?!!