God Speaks - Billboards
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 7:44 am
Tell the kids I love them.
>God
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>Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
>God
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>C'mon over and bring the kids.
>God
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>What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
>God
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>We need to talk.
>God
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>Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
>-God
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>Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
>-God
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>That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it.
>-God
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>I love you and you and you and you and..
>-God
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>Will the road you're on get you to my place?
>-God
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>Follow me.
>-God
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>Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding
>-God
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>My way is the highway.
>-God
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>Need directions?
>-God
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>You think it's hot here?
>-God
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>Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
>-God
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>Do you have any idea where you're going?
>-God
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>(And my personal favorite...)
>
>Don't make me come down there.
>-God
>God
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
>God
>--------------------------------------------------
>C'mon over and bring the kids.
>God
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
>God
>--------------------------------------------------
>We need to talk.
>God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
>-God
>----------------------------------------------------------------
>That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it.
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>I love you and you and you and you and..
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Will the road you're on get you to my place?
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Follow me.
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>My way is the highway.
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Need directions?
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>You think it's hot here?
>-God
>---------------------------------------------------------------
>Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
>-God
>--------------------------------------------------
>Do you have any idea where you're going?
>-God
>---------------------------------------------------------------
>(And my personal favorite...)
>
>Don't make me come down there.
>-God