Mammogram report----joke
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:21 pm
A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping
> > on her
> > >>bed and squealing with delight.
> > >>
> > >>Her husband watched her for a while and then
> > asked,
> > >>"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
> > What's
> > >>the matter with you?"
> > >>
> > >>The woman continued to bounce on the bed and
> > said, "I
> > >>don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
> > and
> > >>the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
> > year-old."
> > >>
> > >>The husband said, "What did he say about your
> > 55 year
> > >>old a$$?"
> > >>
> > >>"Your name never came up," she replied
> >
> >
> > =====
> >
> >
> >
> > on her
> > >>bed and squealing with delight.
> > >>
> > >>Her husband watched her for a while and then
> > asked,
> > >>"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
> > What's
> > >>the matter with you?"
> > >>
> > >>The woman continued to bounce on the bed and
> > said, "I
> > >>don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
> > and
> > >>the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
> > year-old."
> > >>
> > >>The husband said, "What did he say about your
> > 55 year
> > >>old a$$?"
> > >>
> > >>"Your name never came up," she replied
> >
> >
> > =====
> >
> >
> >
Bonnie, if you have saved every joke that you posted here - then I swear you must have the best joke encyclopedia in the world. Keep 'em coming! 
