STORM2K

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:45 am**

What do witches eat at Halloween ?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !

Just trying to get y'all in the spirit of the season! :lol:

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:58 am**

LOL Bonnie...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:07 am**

Cute. Bron
Now that's the spirit!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:12 pm**

LOL! hehe :lol:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

-He didn't have the guts

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

-Bone appetit!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

-Ice Scream

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

-Spelling

What do you call a skeleton that won't work?

-Lazy bones

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?

-A plumpkin

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

-Dayscare centers

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

-Boo boos

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

-Benjamin Frankenstein

What do witches put on their hair?

-Scare spray

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?

-Hide and shriek!

How does a witch tell time?

-She looks at her witch watch.

How does a monster score a football touchdown?

-He runs over the ghoul line.

What do the birds sing on Halloween?

-Twick or tweet

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?

-They loved in vein.

Why do mummies make good employees?

-They get all wrapped up in their work.

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

-Home Moaner's insurance

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

-Because people are dying to get in.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

-His ghoul friend.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

-Count Duckula