STORM2K

Cover letter: "I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated."

Objective: "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseperable."

Cover letter: "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

Experience: "Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."

Education: "Graduated in the top 66 percent of my class."

Abilities: "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."

Abilities: "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."

Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"

Work experience: "Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

Work history: "Performed brain wave tests, 1879-1981."

LOL! That reminds of me of when I was about to graduate from college with my degree in computer programming. I called a number for a place that types up and sends out resumes to companies on your behalf. I thought it would be a great thing. When they asked what programming languages I knew, I said "BASIC", "C", "d-base", "Fortran" and "COBOL". Well, they mistyped COBOL as Cobalt. I did not find out until too late - About 25 of these were sent to places in my area this way. Let's just say I have never let anyone create a resume for me since then.

LOL!!