You may be a "Dittohead" if.....
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:21 pm
There are a million responses...but I picked out a few:
* You love the thought of Liberal California greenie enviro wackos shivering in the dark, clutching spotted owls for warmth.
* You only believe what you hear if RUSH says it!
* You know what the definition of "is" is.
* Your co-workers complain about you constantly humming "My City was Gone", by the Pretenders.
* You believe that YOU, not the government, can better raise and educate your kids, manage your own retirement, and help your fellow man.
* You don't understand why money you work for is taken and given to able bodied people who will not work for it.
* You HUG your kids instead of trees.
* You listen through the static of an AM station 75 miles away because the local station has gone off the air because they didn't carry rush!
* You would like to have Rush as a guest in your home.
* All of your car radio presets are tuned to a station that carries Rush's show.
* You are asked who is the greatest President of this century and Ronald Reagan is the first name that pops into your head.
* Every time Al Gore comes on TV you want to shoot the TV before you throw up.
* You have to tie half your brain behind your back when discussing anything with a liberal, just so you won't hurt their fragile feelings.
* When agreeing with Rush, you cause your friends of a liberal slant and weakened mind to experience physical distress, heart palpitations, increased blood pressure, and uncontrolled fits of rage.
* You turn on world News Tonight with Peter Jennings and you finally realize that he just READS the news and sits back while the picture on the TV starts turning to the left.
* You are reading this ditto stuff.
* You begin to like yourself, and you believe that you are not the only one to think the way you do after hearing Rush say what you were afraid to voice.
* You believe the likes of the Clintons and the Kennedys should be serving time instead of pretending to serve the public.
* You forget your radio for work that day and you stop at Walmart and buy one.
* You have any good sense!
* You sell your home and move across the state to get close enough to the radio signal that carries Rush.
* When, after years of being an uniformed youth, you start actually listening to the news, and reading papers, and finally run across Rush and think "By God, this man said exactly what I thought when I finally grew up! May all women be free of the feminists!" And also, make a note to yourself that a feminist is NOT a lady.
* You understand that the "decade of greed" was actually the "decade of growth" and upward movement of people in all income brackets. Hail RONALD REAGAN!
* When Bill Clinton talks, you know that he is lying and turn him off.
* Your teenager prefers Rush to Howard Stern.
* You have sex while listening to The Rush Limbaugh Show.
* You are a woman and still agree with most everything that Rush has to say.
and last but not least:
* You realize there is a difference between PREFERENCE and racism.
* You love the thought of Liberal California greenie enviro wackos shivering in the dark, clutching spotted owls for warmth.
* You only believe what you hear if RUSH says it!
* You know what the definition of "is" is.
* Your co-workers complain about you constantly humming "My City was Gone", by the Pretenders.
* You believe that YOU, not the government, can better raise and educate your kids, manage your own retirement, and help your fellow man.
* You don't understand why money you work for is taken and given to able bodied people who will not work for it.
* You HUG your kids instead of trees.
* You listen through the static of an AM station 75 miles away because the local station has gone off the air because they didn't carry rush!
* You would like to have Rush as a guest in your home.
* All of your car radio presets are tuned to a station that carries Rush's show.
* You are asked who is the greatest President of this century and Ronald Reagan is the first name that pops into your head.
* Every time Al Gore comes on TV you want to shoot the TV before you throw up.
* You have to tie half your brain behind your back when discussing anything with a liberal, just so you won't hurt their fragile feelings.
* When agreeing with Rush, you cause your friends of a liberal slant and weakened mind to experience physical distress, heart palpitations, increased blood pressure, and uncontrolled fits of rage.
* You turn on world News Tonight with Peter Jennings and you finally realize that he just READS the news and sits back while the picture on the TV starts turning to the left.
* You are reading this ditto stuff.
* You begin to like yourself, and you believe that you are not the only one to think the way you do after hearing Rush say what you were afraid to voice.
* You believe the likes of the Clintons and the Kennedys should be serving time instead of pretending to serve the public.
* You forget your radio for work that day and you stop at Walmart and buy one.
* You have any good sense!
* You sell your home and move across the state to get close enough to the radio signal that carries Rush.
* When, after years of being an uniformed youth, you start actually listening to the news, and reading papers, and finally run across Rush and think "By God, this man said exactly what I thought when I finally grew up! May all women be free of the feminists!" And also, make a note to yourself that a feminist is NOT a lady.
* You understand that the "decade of greed" was actually the "decade of growth" and upward movement of people in all income brackets. Hail RONALD REAGAN!
* When Bill Clinton talks, you know that he is lying and turn him off.
* Your teenager prefers Rush to Howard Stern.
* You have sex while listening to The Rush Limbaugh Show.
* You are a woman and still agree with most everything that Rush has to say.
and last but not least:
* You realize there is a difference between PREFERENCE and racism.
