CIA test
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:50 am
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
> interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists...
>Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
>to a
>large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
>your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room,
>you will
>find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!"
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
>agent said,
>Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the
>same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
>for about
>five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I
>can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
>your wife
>and go home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
>kill her
>husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
>shot
>after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After
>a few
>minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
>She
>wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I
>had to
>beat him to death with the chair."
>
>MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
> interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists...
>Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
>to a
>large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
>your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room,
>you will
>find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!"
>
>The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
>agent said,
>Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the
>same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
>for about
>five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I
>can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
>your wife
>and go home."
>
>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
>kill her
>husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
>shot
>after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After
>a few
>minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
>She
>wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I
>had to
>beat him to death with the chair."
>
>MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
