A next "Survivor"?!!
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:36 am
Someone just forwarded this to me......thought it was funny, fits in with recent sex wars topics going around!
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*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor"
show?*
* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1
car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks
* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
dance classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
TV between them and there is no remote.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving
or while making four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after
their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut
model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on
performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually
earning the right to be called "Mom".
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*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor"
show?*
* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1
car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks
* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
dance classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
TV between them and there is no remote.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving
or while making four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after
their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut
model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on
performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually
earning the right to be called "Mom".
I already do most of that, except the makeup and leg shaving. 
