Why did the woman cross the road?

chadtm80 · #1 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:26 am

Why did the women cross the road?
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Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
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mf_dolphin · #2 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:27 am

I noticed you waited to get a good night's sleep (in the bed) before you launched this one! I would be ducking for cover right about now if I were you :-)

Been nice knowing you Chad ;-)

j · #3 Postby j » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:46 am

lmao.....now we wait for the backlash...........

mf_dolphin · #4 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:41 am

It could be a very very ugly backlash....stepping away to get behind my buddy. (way behind!;-) )

chadtm80 · #5 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:44 am

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Kick her in the butt!

chadtm80 · #6 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:57 am

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

mf_dolphin · #7 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:00 am

Like I said earlier...IT"S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU CHAD!

Sorry I was shouting but I want to make sure Chad could hear me from so far away ;-)

Guest · #8 Postby **Guest** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:15 am

1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

2. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

5. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

6. Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

7. Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

9. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

JCT777 · #9 Postby **JCT777** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:36 am

This war between Chad and MrsChad is the best entertainment on the internet, hands down! :lol:

chadtm80 · #10 Postby **chadtm80** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:37 am

JCCT I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her while she is talking.. LOL

#11 Postby **coriolis** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:55 am

This is getting good.

Mrs. Chad, let me have a word with you. I must be the exception to all of the above. (except #8 does not apply) I must be one of those two.
(dislocating shoulder patting self on back)

TexasStooge · #12 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:26 pm

This is getting interesting!

#13 Postby **bfez1** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 2:41 pm

So Chad, where are you sleeping tonight???
Hope that dog house is comfortable!

StormCrazyIowan · #14 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:24 pm

OH MAN!!!! This is getting ugly!

You know Chad, I was almost feeling bad for rubbing in my GORGEOUS weather in the USA Weather section...until I read this!!!! :lol:

You go JEN!

breeze · #15 Postby **breeze** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:20 pm

I think me and Miss Mary won't need our
lawn chairs for this one - we'll just use Chad
for a couch while we watch Jen polish the
weapons....! :o

Miss Mary · #16 Postby **Miss Mary** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:18 pm

OMG - just when I thought this whole thing couldn't get funnier!!! Chad!!! Jen!!! What I want to know is where are you two getting these lists? Ahhh, but you're gonna say oh we live them!!!

Breeze - Chad's kinda lumpy if you ask me. Give me back my lawn chair and pass that pitcher of Margarita's while you're at it!!! Thank you very much.

Marshall - I'm with ya on this one. It has been nice knowing ya Chad!!!

Weapons? That explains that glare coming from Jen's kitchen!!!!

This by far is the most fun we've had here since Ed's post on TWC!!!

Mary

breeze · #17 Postby **breeze** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:50 pm

Sheesh, almost all of the drive-in theaters are
gone, now, so, hey - pull up a chair, pass that
'ole pitcher round, and, sit back, I say!

(*Pssst - Chad - "lumpy".....) :lol:

StormCrazyIowan · #18 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:52 pm

LMAOOOOO! You guys kill me!

Rainband · #19 Postby **Rainband** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:57 pm

ROTFLMAO

#20 Postby **azskyman** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:31 pm

...and we're supposed to believe that this MrsChad is a quiet little introvert who is worried about a speech she has to prepare for a class.

How about the great topic of keeping a marriage together using humor as the glue OR, if that doesn't seem appropriate, how about the topic of keeping humor as good medicine for a marriage that is on thin ice?

Or...how about the importance of humor in everyday life...even when Mars and Venus discover each other.

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