The new season of Survivor
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 7:10 am
With the new fall shows just weeks away......here's the format for the New Survivor.
*New Survivor*
*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?*
* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
for 6 weeks
* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no
remote.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must
apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick
children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called
"Mother".
Dennis
*New Survivor*
*Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?*
* 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
for 6 weeks
* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
* There is no access to fast food.
* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
* The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no
remote.
* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must
apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick
children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
* The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
* The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
* If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called
"Mother".
Dennis