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[wyq614]

- The teacher asks his pupils to write an article with the theme of "What will I do in the future?"
Dongdong wrote:"I wish to be a police in the future to help people catch bad persons."
Comment from the teacher: Good wish, but pay attention to your classmate Aniu, he says he will rob a bank in the future."

- Mom: My son, come for a bathing
Son: No! No!
Mom: You have to!
Son: No, absolutely no!
Dad: Come on baby, let's go to play with water!
Son runs quickly to the bathtub...

- I made a phone call to my mum last night, it got through: "Mum?"
Mom: The number you called is playing Mahjong, please dial later.

- My friend drove to the countryside and was stopped by a police.
"You have to pay a fine of 50 yuan for not using your safe belt."
My friend explained: "Well, sir, I just drank some cups of beer and just happened to forget to use it..."

- My son called my husband to ask him if he will be back home for supper.
My son told me: Well, it's a madam who answered the phone.
I was surprised and I got angry: What did she say to you, then?
"She said: The number you dialed is not available at the moment, please dial later."

- Two of my colleagues (a male and a female) used to buy lottery together, and once they won a 20,000 yuan prize.
F: How can we share this big sum of money?
M: Let's get married with it.
So, they got married and now have a 2-year-old kid.
But they have never been lovers before...

- In China, some secondary schools like that of mine, ban the students from having boyfriends/girlfriends. However, two of my classmates have been lovers without telling their teacher or parents, despite the rule.
The teacher called their parents to the school and... Their parents talked with each other and established a good friendship, the two kids became engaged...

- When I was 5, I was often bullied by my brother then aged 10.
Crying, I shouted to him: "Don't be so happy, When I'm 10 you'll be 20, when I'm 20 you'll be 40. At that time you'll get revenged! I swear!"
My brother got afraid and begged: "Let's stop fighting... Shall we?"

[CajunMama]

Cute!