For Women.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:01 pm
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH
DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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