Halloween for Seniors
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:57 pm
You know you're too old to Trick or Treat when ...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. You lose your balance and fall over when someone drops a candy bar in your bag.
6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask!" -- but you're not wearing a mask.
5. You yell, "Trick or --" but can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating:
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. You lose your balance and fall over when someone drops a candy bar in your bag.
6. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask!" -- but you're not wearing a mask.
5. You yell, "Trick or --" but can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick or Treating:
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
