An Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey

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An Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:30 pm

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

'Look at how that man makes the little boy walk.'

So they then decided they'd both walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.

So they both rode the donkey.

Next they passed some people who chided them by putting such a heavy load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured those people were probably right, so they decided to
carry the donkey.

While crossing the river, they lost their grip on the animal, which fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your a** goodbye!
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Re: An Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey

#2 Postby Lurker » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:42 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Love it!
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#3 Postby JonathanBelles » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:43 pm

ROFLMAO!!!! I love it!!
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#4 Postby O Town » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:56 pm

True to that! :wink:
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Re: An Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey

#5 Postby Stephanie » Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:54 pm

:lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby mariahsmom » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:12 pm

I heard of this story
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Re: An Old Man, a Boy, and a Donkey

#7 Postby abajan » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:04 pm

ENCORE...ENCORE! ROTFLMA**O :roflmao:
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#8 Postby LaPlaceFF » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:33 pm

This story is a lot like political issues, no matter waht, someone complains.
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