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Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

has the heat gotten to you?

WOW SG...if you are bored, come into chat. lol

I'm actually not home, but about to head that way. I was trying to fix the cursor from jumping around while typing on this computer and was testing it,then just decided to post it. It didn't do it once, but has now done it twice while typing this message. grrrrr!

I think i did see a mouse build a house once..
I'm just saying

southerngale wrote:Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

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I've seen a car go far, my cat get fat and April showers bring May flowers, but I can't go very far with a fat response to this post so I'm going out to pick flowers.

southerngale wrote:Have you ever seen a pig eat a fig? I have never seen a pig eat a fig, although I once saw a pringle do a jingle. Have you ever seen a bug eat a slug? Or is a slug a bug? I have never seen a bug eat a slug, but I once saw a rose write some prose. Have you ever seen a mouse build a house? I have never seen a mouse build a house, but I once saw a dog ride on a frog. Have you ever seen a cat swing a bat? I have never seen a cat swing a bat, but I once heard a hen count to ten. Have you ever seen a flower climb a tower? I have never seen a flower climb a tower, but I once saw a tree slap its knee. Have you ever seen a bear brush its hair? I have never seen a bear brush its hair, but I once saw a toad drive down the road.

A poet, and we didn't know it!

Look at her feet, they are long fellows.

wx247 wrote:Look at her feet, they are long fellows.

I understand, does anyone else?

I get it! I say that ditty and get the weirdest looks from people who have never heard it.

My students get treated to that kind of humor on a regular basis.

I have never seen any of those things.