A Very Mad Blonde
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:38 pm
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
he's doing a show in a small town in Florida
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual routine
that includes blonde jokes .
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
person because you and your kind discriminate against blondes ,and all in
the name of humor!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and
the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little turd on your knee'.
he's doing a show in a small town in Florida
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual routine
that includes blonde jokes .
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a
person because you and your kind discriminate against blondes ,and all in
the name of humor!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and
the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little turd on your knee'.