Why men have better friends than women

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

HeeHeeHee!!! That's a good one!! Should raise a few feisty comments anyway!!

[Andrew92]

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Calling bartender Sunny..... wil you please open our beers?

[dizzyfish]

I'm not Sunny.....but I'll open your beer.....and drink it for you too!

[Andrew92]

I'm not Sunny.....but I'll open your beer.....and drink it for you too!

Well thanks for opening our beers, but now you owe us another one for drinking ours!

-Andrew92

P.S. Chad and Coriolis..... ya know, you just can't trust these women!

[sunny]

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Calling bartender Sunny..... wil you please open our beers?

Sure, open your mouth please That is providing you have any teeth left after I slug you!!!

That goes for you two as well Chad and Ed

Where's my back-up here

[Miss Mary]

I'm here, I'm here!!!!

We'll save one of those girly mini-beer keggers for Chad! (see another topic....LOL) Think you can handle it Chad? he he

[dizzyfish]

Well.....I was going to say pour it on his head instead of drink it...yeah, I'll go with that.

After Sunny slugs you - you may have your beer - poured directly on your head.

[sunny]

I'm here, I'm here!!!!

We'll save one of those girly mini-beer keggers for Chad! (see another topic....LOL) Think you can handle it Chad? he he

Chad is a light-weight - he can't hang Mary

lol - you go dizzy - welcome aboard girlfriend

[dizzyfish]

Why thanks sunny. Always glad to help out a girlfriend.

Gotta go now - time to start our anniversary dinner. Maybe we'll have some BEER with it.

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Dizzyfish said;
Gotta go now - time to start our anniversary dinner. Maybe we'll have some BEER with it. [/quote]

Hey Dizzyfish,
Would ya' open one for me too??!!! Just kidding!! I just couldn't resist!! Yes, I'm a bit of a pain in the arse as my Mom would say!!! Wouldn't want to disappoint her and change my rascally ways!!

[Andrew92]

Sunny, just so you know, I have a black belt so I'm not exactly afraid of having my teeth knocked out.

Oh, and Chad can handle anything. I don't know if you ladies can handle US! And even if he needs someone, well, he's got a crew waiting for him.

Lastly, a mini-kegger will not be enough for us. We need a WHOLE keg, pretty please and thank you.

-Andrew92

[sunny]

Sunny, just so you know, I have a black belt so I'm not exactly afraid of having my teeth knocked out.

Oooo, goodie you are not afraid!! I've got a pretty good kick on me myself

Oh, and Chad can handle anything. I don't know if you ladies can handle US! And even if he needs someone, well, he's got a crew waiting for him.

Chad knows better

Lastly, a mini-kegger will not be enough for us. We need a WHOLE keg, pretty please and thank you.

-Andrew92

Well then that keg should last ---- oh I dunno ---- about a year then

[Andrew92]

I can't wait to see the size of this keg then! Must be about the size of several mansions clumped into one.

-Andrew92

[coriolis]

Andrew and Chad, thank you for your support. I don't have any other jabs right now because I'm tired. I think that I'll go to bed - on the couch.

[dizzyfish]

Andrew and Chad, thank you for your support. I don't have any other jabs right now because I'm tired. I think that I'll go to bed - on the couch.

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Good morning Dizzyfish!
I'm still waiting for my beer!
Oh, you mean that Hell hasn't frozen over just yet??!!
Okay, I' ll be patient, quietly awaiting my brewski, for that moment to arrive!!

[dizzyfish]

Hey gal.....sorry, forgot about yer brew. Here ya go....

[Miss Mary]

This is becoming the topic that would not die......I love it!!!

Today can be Round 3? LOL What we need is a pitcher or two of Breeze's infamous Margarita's......I'm going to go find that girlfriend.....he he

[TreasureIslandFLGal]

Thanks Dizzyfish!!!
I feel soooo much better now!!! Nothing like a cold beer to kick in that first pain pill of the morning!!!

Good morning Miss. Mary!!
Do you need a cold brew too??!!

[breeze]

(*breeze awakens suddenly from slumber....)

Hey, did someone say...margarita??

Have blender, will party!

~Annette~