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#21 Postby kevin » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:03 pm

I say we should sail for Greenland and raid their coastal settlements!
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#22 Postby HurricaneGirl » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:44 pm

Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey.

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the Pirate says, "Aaaarrrrrrgh, yes and its driving me nuts!"
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#23 Postby kevin » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:54 pm

*stumbles around*

Arrrr everything's spinning arrrr
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#24 Postby Comanche » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:42 am

AAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Where's tha booty captain??? RRRRRRRR!!
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#25 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:10 am

HurricaneGirl wrote:Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey.

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the Pirate says, "Aaaarrrrrrgh, yes and its driving me nuts!"


:fools: :fools: :fools:
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#26 Postby Amanzi » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:14 am

HurricaneGirl wrote:Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey.

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the Pirate says, "Aaaarrrrrrgh, yes and its driving me nuts!"

:roflmao: :roflmao:
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#27 Postby kevin » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:47 pm

Pay attention you survy dogs!

^pirate bump
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#28 Postby kevin » Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:23 pm

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The correlation is clear. As pirating has declined, so inversely the temperature of our planet has increased. Therefore while correlation does not necessarily imply causation, there can be no harm in having more pirates around.
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#29 Postby coriolis » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:33 am

To hack a quote of James Otis:


"Correlation without causation is inconclusive"
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#30 Postby kevin » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:43 pm

Yes, but since these are dire times, we must approach the problem with full energy and vigor. Pirating is a possible solution.
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#31 Postby sunny » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:40 pm

lol - I just got my new pumpkin carving patterns, and one is called "Ship of Ghouls". Looks like a pirate ship. Made me think of this thread :D
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#32 Postby kevin » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:44 pm

Pumpkins are awesome. Can't wait for Halloween, I'm going to dress up as a college student. :)
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#33 Postby sunny » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:45 pm

I'm dressing up as me - seems I am frightening people these days!
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#34 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:45 pm

sunny wrote:lol - I just got my new pumpkin carving patterns, and one is called "Ship of Ghouls". Looks like a pirate ship. Made me think of this thread :D


My SS class is having a meal and pumpkin-carving get-together on October 22nd! :D Class members' kids are invited, too, and they'll be the contest judges! 8-)

ARRR Matey! :)

Eric 8-)
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#35 Postby sunny » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:55 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote:
sunny wrote:lol - I just got my new pumpkin carving patterns, and one is called "Ship of Ghouls". Looks like a pirate ship. Made me think of this thread :D


My SS class is having a meal and pumpkin-carving get-together on October 22nd! :D Class members' kids are invited, too, and they'll be the contest judges! 8-)

ARRR Matey! :)

Eric 8-)


ooo - then you should do this pattern, Eric!! I enjoy carving pumpkins.
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#36 Postby stormie_skies » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:04 pm

This has to be one of the best threads I have ever seen on Storm2K. Sooooo classic.

Gotta give Kevin props for this one.

:roflmao:
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#37 Postby kevin » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:41 pm

*looks through his spyglass*

Oh no! A ghost ship, with ghosts to boot!

*loads a pumpkin in the ship's front cannon*

Boom! whrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
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#38 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:20 pm

Avast thar, an' lay to midships! Step loivly, now...th' Cap'n 'as summat ter say.

"Wut kinda PI-rate ship be this, without SERVING WENCHES aboard? I sez, deep-six the pum-kins, an' lessee some MELONS...Arrgghh!"

So sez Cap'n Midnight, aboard the good ship "Bootheel", wi' 'is ship's poogle, Annabelle (she be a ho") standin' watch-on-watch whilst me crew sleeps below decks... :wink: Arrgghhh.
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#39 Postby brunota2003 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:07 pm

Miss Mary wrote:You all took Walt!!!!!

LOL

Let's see if you can figure that one out......

Mary
Yes, maybe they are The Others, LOL I am a pirate, but I didnt take part in capturing Walt, lol Arrrrr..... :lol: :P
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#40 Postby coriolis » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:04 pm

CAPT'N! Produce Stand off the port bow! She's full up to the crows nest wit pumpkins and movin slow!



AVAST ye corn-fed landlubber! Give up the gourds or you'll be light'n the stoop of Davy Jones Locker!
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