What not to do at Apartment Complexes.

[TexasStooge]

Here are some things NOT recommended doing at apartment complexes:

1. Pee behind the dumpsters.
2. Wreck the walls of a vacant apartment.
3. Sneak into the manager's office while the Landlord/Landlady isn't around and change your records.
4. Hang a space heater over a swimming pool on a cold day.
5. Spraypainting the exterior walls.
6. Changing the apartment numbers.
7. Grill close to your apartment door.
8. Crank up the car stereo while drinking at night.
9. Run your car in to the pool.
10. Cover your window with foil.
11. Hit every car so that all the alarms sound at night.
12. Send threatening notices to your manager.
13. Jump in the pool totally nude.
14. Tap into someone else's cable or satellite.
15. Blow-torch the wasp nest when it's still attached to the building.