THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men
> will be dropped
> on an island with
> 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
> Each kid plays two sports and either takes
> music or dance classes.
> ****
> There is no access to fast food.
> ***
> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
> keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
> complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
> ****
> The men only have access to television
> When the kids are asleep and
> all chores are done.
> There's only one TV between them
> and there is
> NO REMOTE
> ****
> The men must shave their legs,
> wear makeup daily,
> which they must apply themselves,
> either while driving or
> while making four lunches.
> ****
> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
> ****
> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
> ****
> make an Indian hut model with
> six toothpicks, a tortilla
> and one marker;
> ***
> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
> ****
> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
> ****
> The last man wins ........only if
> he has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice.
> ****
> If the last man does win, he can play the game
> over and over again
> for the next 18-25 years ...
> eventually earning the right to be called
> **************
> ***"Mother."***
> *************
The Next Survivor Series!!!
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