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DEMOCRAT NOMINATING AGENGA LEAKED!! watch out bush!!

#1 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:28 am

OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM

I've received many requests for the recently-released official schedule for the Democratic National Convention. So, ever mindful of the needs and demands of my listeners, here it is!

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund.
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm- 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

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#2 Postby Matthew5 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:47 pm

These DemoRATS are truely Animals!
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#3 Postby wx247 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:49 pm

hahahaha... NOT! ;)
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#4 Postby OtherHD » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:56 pm

Matthew5 wrote:These DemoRATS are truely Animals!


Hmmmm, should I tell him or just keep it a secret? :wink:
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Re: DEMOCRAT NOMINATING AGENGA LEAKED!! watch out bush!!

#5 Postby Rainband » Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:05 pm

rainstorm wrote:OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM

I've received many requests for the recently-released official schedule for the Democratic National Convention. So, ever mindful of the needs and demands of my listeners, here it is!

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund.
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm- 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

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#6 Postby rainstorm » Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:55 pm

as someone said, after the nomination, ted drives off a bridge
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#7 Postby wx247 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:13 pm

rainstorm wrote:as someone said, after the nomination, ted drives off a bridge


I can think of worse things he could do... :eek:
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