First Blonde Guy Joke

Lindaloo · #1 Postby **Lindaloo** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:51 am

The first Blonde guy joke...and well worth the
> wait!
> >
> > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were
> doing construction work on
> > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They
> were eating lunch and
> > the
> > Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
> corned beef and cabbage
> > one
> > more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
> building."
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed,
> "Burritos again! If I get
> > burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
> again! If I get a bologna
> > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box,
> saw corned beef and
> > cabbage
> > and jumped to his death.
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and
> jumped too.
> >
> > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw ! the bologna
> and jumped to his death
> > as
> > well.
> >
> > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping.
> She said, "If I'd known
> > how
> > really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
> never would have given
> > it
> > to him again!"
> >
> > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, I could
> have given him tacos or
> > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
> much."
> >
> > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> >
> > Are you ready for
> it.........................................
> >
> > *
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> > It's worth the
> wait..............................................
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > "Hey don't look at me," she said, "He makes his
> own lunch!"

#2 Postby **DaylilyDawn** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:14 pm

Very Funny!!!

southerngale · #3 Postby **southerngale** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:30 pm

LOL!!

DelStormLover · #4 Postby **DelStormLover** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:46 pm

Hehe...

HurricaneGirl · #5 Postby **HurricaneGirl** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 7:48 pm

Very Nice! LOL! :lol:

JCT777 · #6 Postby **JCT777** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:59 am

I am a blonde guy and I make my own lunch. So I can relate. :wink:

Lindaloo · #7 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:04 am

LOL John. This thread was created mainly for j and he has not even responded. What a chicken. ROFL!!

j · #8 Postby j » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:26 am

There is only one explanation for how this could possibly happen. He must have married my Ex wife (who happens to be blonde), and saw this as his only way out.

Intimidator · #9 Postby **Intimidator** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:31 am

j wrote:There is only one explanation for how this could possibly happen. He must have married my Ex wife (who happens to be blonde), and saw this as his only way out.

Now that is a realistic statement. :lol:

Lindaloo · #10 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:38 am

j wrote:There is only one explanation for how this could possibly happen. He must have married my Ex wife (who happens to be blonde), and saw this as his only way out.

Oh yeah, blame it on that!! :lol:

#11 Postby **Stephanie** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:52 am

He had to think about his response Linda! :lol:

j · #12 Postby j » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:14 am

Stephanie wrote:He had to think about his response Linda!

but..it was a good response now wasn't it??

Lindaloo · #13 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:32 am

Stephanie wrote:He had to think about his response Linda!

ROFL!! Now he thinks his response was good?

JCT777 · #14 Postby **JCT777** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:46 pm

Lindaloo wrote:
Stephanie wrote:He had to think about his response Linda!

ROFL!! Now he thinks his response was good?

Of course it was good!! Us blonde guys have to stick together.

#15 Postby **Stephanie** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:07 pm

It was very good j. :lol:

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