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Best Headlines of 2003 (these are supposed to be actual)

#1 Postby blizzard » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:14 am

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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#2 Postby firefighter16 » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:43 am

Where was the crack found on her ????? :)
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#3 Postby southerngale » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:45 am

Isn't it self-explanatory? :lol:

Some pretty funny headlines there!
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#4 Postby blizzard » Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:06 am

The other night I had to go to the Emergency Room........

I had a Crack in my Butt!!!!

LOL

OK, pretty lame, but hey whta can you expect...lol
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#5 Postby firefighter16 » Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:28 am

They say crack kills......

That's why I use talcom powder......:)
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#6 Postby JCT777 » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:33 am

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


LOL!! :lol: Too funny.
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#7 Postby GalvestonDuck » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:54 am

Not gonna say it...wouldn't be prudent. :wink:

S....n....o....p.... well, you know the rest. :)
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#8 Postby stormraiser » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:02 pm

Thanks Duck. I thought we saw those same headlines the beginning of last year. :(
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#9 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:14 pm

Well blizzard you were arrested for impersonating Santa. But no one picked up the story, until now. ROFL!!
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#10 Postby Stephanie » Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:02 pm

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



Is this how they clone?? :lol:

Those were funny - thanks for sharing!
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#11 Postby blizzard » Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:04 pm

Lindaloo wrote:Well blizzard you were arrested for impersonating Santa. But no one picked up the story, until now. ROFL!!


I was hoping that wouldn't get out....lol

And it really doesn't matter if this was found to be false on Snopes, they are still enough to put a smile on my face.
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