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#1 Postby bfez1 » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:01 am

I am barely sitting down when I hear a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation or fraternize in men's
rooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so
I answer, somewhat embarrassedly: "Not bad!"

And the other guy says: "So what's up with you?"

What a question? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre
so I say: "I'm like you, just traveling east!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously... "LISTEN!!! I'll have to
call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions, bye!"
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#2 Postby blizzard » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:07 am

Doh!!!!! :o :o :oops:
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#3 Postby JCT777 » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:00 pm

LOL! :lol: That's the kind of thing that would happen to me. :wink:
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#4 Postby David » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:51 pm

:) :lol:
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#5 Postby Pro-Storm » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:58 pm

Bwahahaha!! That was funny!!
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#6 Postby wx247 » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:22 pm

Oh my! :lol: That is too funny. ;)
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#7 Postby Guest » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:20 pm

LOL
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#8 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:51 pm

Maybe he should have contented himself by reading the graffiti...

"My mother made me a lesbian", in a shaky hand; underneath, another person left, "If I gave her the wool, would she make me one, too?"

On the same wall, "Remember, keep your perspective; 'Lana Turner' spelled backwards is 'Anal Renrut'.

And my all-time favorite? "This wall is also available in paperback!" :wink:
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#9 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:01 pm

LMAO!!! I'll keep this in mind the next time I'm in a public restroom!
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#10 Postby Deenac813 » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:18 pm

I think the real question is why was he talking on the cell phone & using the toliet?? EWWW!! I have seen this too
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#11 Postby SWV » Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:03 pm

I was once reprimanded for flushing a toilet in a public restroom. The woman had the nerve to say ""Didn't you hear me on the phone?". I replied "I hope it wasn't a business call."
People are strange.
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