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#1 Postby bfez1 » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:17 pm

A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing
> in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
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> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
> woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my
> waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
> are all flabby"
>
> She turns to her husband and says.....
> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
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> He thinks about it for a bit and then says
>
> "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
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#2 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:21 pm

May he Rest In Peace! :-) ;-)
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#3 Postby Deenac813 » Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:48 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:May he Rest In Peace! :-) ;-)



ROFL!! I was thinking the same thing!
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#4 Postby southerngale » Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:50 pm

Yeah, me too! LOL :lol:

I bet those flabby arms will do a number on him. hehe
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#5 Postby wx247 » Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:55 pm

:lol:

Thanks for sharing! That made my day. ;)
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#6 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Sep 30, 2003 7:58 am

LOL!!
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#7 Postby JCT777 » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:05 am

LOL! :lol: That's a good one! :)
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#8 Postby pojo » Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:33 pm

you think he'll be sleeping in the doghouse for the rest of his lifetime!
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#9 Postby bfez1 » Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:30 pm

pojo wrote:you think he'll be sleeping in the doghouse for the rest of his lifetime!



YES!!!
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#10 Postby stormy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:52 pm

o at least the couch for the rest of his life.
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