The dog ate it???

[TexasStooge]

Three teenagers with paintball guns terrorized kids on a playground until they fired into the wrong group of kids, one of whom returned fire with a real gun, wounding two paintballers (Pittsburgh). An expert in workplace violence for the Hawaii state government was allegedly roughed up by his supervisor in a policy dispute (Honolulu). The government of India's West Bengal state began distributing copies of the venerable Kama Sutra sex guide to teach prostitutes creative ways to give pleasure to clients without AIDS-risky penetrative sex. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 8-13-03] [Honolulu Advertiser, 8-2-03] [BBC News, 8-8-03]

In Kingsford, Australia, in May, Phyllis Newnham, vying for a larger portion of the estate of her late friend Florence Mather, claimed in court that Mather had made out a subsequent, more generous, superseding will but that one of Ms. Mather's dogs ate it (and she produced DNA testing to show that the dog had eaten a mangled document, but it was unclear if that was the will). [News.com.au (The Australian), 5-22-03]

[coriolis]

I have a headache

[JtSmarts]

[breeze]

Will someone serve me another....
margarita, please? :o