absolutely ridiculous

pawlee · #1 Postby **pawlee** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:15 pm

FEAR THE POWER TOOL!

http://www.allmax.com/MILT/

azsnowman · #2 Postby **azsnowman** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:20 pm

"Tim The Tool Man" would DIE over this one! Come on.........if you don't know how to use the thing, then DON'T, plain and simple.

Dennis

#3 Postby **Stephanie** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:29 pm

Bill - if you read this - THIS IS A FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT waiting to happen.

Do people now keep them in the rec room or family room now as a decorative piece? Just like guns, cleaning products, drugs, etc. should be stored out of harm's way from a child. DUH!!!!!

GalvestonDuck · #4 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:35 pm

OF course, no one was happier than we here at M.I.L.T. headquarters to learn that the Tool Lobby-sponsored Home Improvement show was finally removed from the airwaves. It was bad enough that Bob Villa keeps cropping up like a bad penny, but the glorification of tool accidents and the use of unlicensed tools in a family setting was too much to bear.

Well, geez...do they want Bob to do away with power tools and just put up a Lego deck outside a Lincoln Log house?

They even bring the Bible into it under the "What does God say" link. So it's not just power tools...it's any tools?

:roll:

JetMaxx · #5 Postby **JetMaxx** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:46 pm

If that website isn't a practical joke, then they are a bunch of idiots...anti-American, anti-freedom loving idiots.

I've given up waaaay too much of my freedom in the name of safety the past few years already...and NOT by my own choice. :grrr:

pawlee · #6 Postby **pawlee** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:51 pm

i'll build my house out of cardboard. scissors and tape can't hurt anyone... oh wait, the P.A.L.E.E.S.E. might come after me!

People Lobbying Against Everyone with Exceptionally Stupid Effort!

breeze · #7 Postby **breeze** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:57 pm

P.A.L.E.E.S.E.....are they listed under
"politically correct" ?? :o

(*breeze deals with idiots like this every day
and laughs her patooty off....!) :lol:

pawlee · #8 Postby **pawlee** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:22 pm

they've just been watching too many movies...

Rainband · #9 Postby **Rainband** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:26 pm

Give me a break :roll:

Next they will want us to register Q-tips..if you run with one in your ear and fall you could go deaf!!!! Comman sense comes to mind here :o

#10 Postby **coriolis** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:50 pm

I took this site as a parody. I hope I'm right.

#11 Postby **Deenac813** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:09 pm

What ever happened to parents being responsible for their kids?? Boy oh boy.. what is next??

#12 Postby **streetsoldier** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 8:49 pm

OH, YEAH, Stephanie...I read it, and agree in full. :roll:

blizzard · #13 Postby **blizzard** » Sun Sep 21, 2003 9:26 pm

HaHaHaHa
Just read the part about the lawn mower manufactures should replace the steel blades with plastic blades....what a joke, like a plastic blade going at 3000 rpm wouldn't cut off a finger. Worse yet, I can see the plastic blade hiting a rock and disintigrating, sending little pieces of deadly plastic shrapnel all over the yard and peppering the mower operator. Hey you little squirrels, better look out. Mower operator beware, if your blade breaks apart and hits an animal PETA will be all over you.

I really hope that this is a parody, if not there are more stupid people in this world than I had thought.

"It is patently clear," says Dr. Eral, "that God doesn't want tools used."

Did they forget to read the rest of the bible, Jesus was a carpenter, but I suppose he couldn't use tools either huh?

SWV · #14 Postby **SWV** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:32 am

PBS should now be Blacklisted by parents!! The horror of the popular BOB THE BUILDER program that they show to pre schoolers!! IS NOTHING SAFE?
Seriously this site is a parody; although as a nurse who worked in a trauma ICU for a period of time I have some doubts about certain ADULTS with matches

JCT777 · #15 Postby **JCT777** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:55 am

I too hope this is a parody, because it is one of the most absurd things I have seen in quite a while.

TexasStooge · #16 Postby **TexasStooge** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:06 am

pawlee wrote:they've just been watching too many movies...

True.

opera ghost · #17 Postby **opera ghost** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:01 pm

gotta be a parody... and I'm cracking up laughing over here...

#18 Postby **Pburgh** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:24 pm

I guess that means the END of my favorite shows - While you were out - Trading Spaces - Divine Design!!!!!! They'll all be rated R or X.

absolutely ridiculous

absolutely ridiculous

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