Woman Sues After Finding Tooth in Campbell's Soup (YUK!)

[pawlee]

The real question is -- where's the rest of the 13-year old? Cambell's Soylent Noodle Soup?

i thought the brand was "Cannibal's" - the OTHER "Chunky Thick and Hearty" p

[Stephanie]

Pawlee - you're too much!!!

[coriolis]

That would be unpleasant, but not lawsuit material. (shaking head)

I think that people are getting too civilized. Back in the hunter gatherer days, when life was rough, people weren't so picky. If someone tried to take the bone you're gnawing on, hit him over the head with it and then continue eating.

Hey, it was pasteurized, and canned. It wouldn't hurt you. Give it to the dog and open another can!

Some people need real problems to worry about.

[pawlee]

how much do you want to bet a chicken found the tooth, took it for a rock for the gullet, ate it, got axed and the rest is history. i think if anything, the real question is where did the chicken possibly come from? what farm and could there be remains buried out by the ol' chicken coop?

(which came first, the chicken or the tooth?)