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Officials Request Fruity Condoms For Prisoners

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:29 pm

Canadian Prison Wants Flavored Condoms For Inmates

WINNIPEG, Manitoba -- Just any old condoms won't do for prison inmates in one Canadian province.

Last week, the Manitoba government requested bids on 40,000 fruit-flavored condoms for prisoners in jails and youth centers. But now government officials are having second thoughts.

One Justice Department official says the request for 40,000 condoms may have been excessive. As for the fruit flavor -- the official now says regular condoms will be OK.

The Justice Department is defending the idea of supplying condoms to prisoners, saying the move would help stop the spread of disease.


Ummm my question.. WHAT THE HELL DO INMATES NEED CONDOMS FOR??
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#2 Postby j » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:17 pm

ummm....exactly what do a bunch of male (or female) prisoners need condoms for in the 1st place?

on 2nd thought..don't answer that

.....this world gone crazy!
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#3 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:32 pm

chadtm80 wrote:...and youth centers....


And youth centers??? What the...?
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#4 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:41 pm

WTF?!?! I agree, this world has gone mad!
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#5 Postby JCT777 » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:35 pm

Do we even want to know who is doing the taste testing of these fruit-flavored condoms? :roll:
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#6 Postby GalvestonDuck » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:44 pm

And to think, I used to wonder how dog food companies could claim theirs was so tender and juicy and tasty.
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#7 Postby coriolis » Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:47 pm

Duck, that sounds vaguely obscene.
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#8 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:03 pm

Risking deletion, all I can say is "This sucks!" :roll:
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#9 Postby azsnowman » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:08 pm

Uhhhhh????? "I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might have to ban myself!"

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#10 Postby David » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:09 pm

:lol:

Well... atleast it's the Canadians. :)
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