Man Shipwrecked on a Desert Island

[angelwing]

Man ship wrecked on a desert island.

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A man has been stranded on a desert island for 15 years all alone.
One day he sees someone swimming through the surf.
To his surprise a woman in a wet suit walks out of the surf and approaches the man.
As he watches her in unbelief she asks him about the island that she has just come ashore on.
He tells her that he has been ship wrecked on this island all alone for 15 years and that she is the only contact he has had from the outside world in all these 15 years.
She asks, “you mean you have been here on this island for 15 years all by yourself?”
He says, “yes I have.”
She says, “it’s been 15 years and you haven’t even had a cigarette, to which he replies that he hadn’t had a cigarette since he came to the island.
She opens up a little zipper in her wet suit and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and gives him one.
She says, “I’ll bet you haven’t had a drink in 15 years?” She unzips another pocket and pulls out a small bottle of whiskey and hands it to him.
She then says, “Wow, 15 years on this island all alone with no one else. Would you like to play around?”
He says, “ You’re kidding me. You have golf clubs in that suit too?”

[vbhoutex]

ROFLMAO!! I think I know a few friends that might give the same answer!!!