Taxi driver

[angelwing]

Taxi driver


A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City .

The taxi driver, who happened to be Jewish, opened his eyes wide and
stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'm not staring at you lady; I am telling you, that would not be
proper where I come from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is
this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride."