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HeartofNC
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#1 Postby HeartofNC » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:17 pm

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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#2 Postby O Town » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:38 pm

:cheesy: :cheesy:
:hehe:
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Re: Clean Joke

#3 Postby breeze » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:39 pm

lol! :lol:
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Re: Clean Joke

#4 Postby JonathanBelles » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:10 pm

LOL!!!! :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Clean Joke

#5 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:05 pm

:roflmao: :hehe: :lol:
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