-- I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
-- I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it Pumping Rust.
-- I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
-- When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company."
-- Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "A good doctor."
