A physicians claims----

[bfez1]

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Erhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're legally married now."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the HokeyPokey...."
8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

[GulfBreezer]

Those are VERY funny, but the last one had me rolling on the floor!!!!!!!!

[JetMaxx]

ROFL!!!

[JCT777]

Those are hysterical! But when I had that procedure done, I was a bit too uncomfortable to come up with any witty things to say to the doctor.

[Amanzi]

LOL.. the last one really had me in stiches too!

[weatherwunder]

AWESOME!

[southerngale]

ROFLOL!!

Thanks for sharing!!

[weatherlover427]

LOL! I needed that humor!

[mf_dolphin]

Tooo Funny!