For those who know everything...

[angelwing]

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

More than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~

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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping

Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
Until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
By eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) *********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,

Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

But, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
Be kept at least six (6) feet away from
A toilet to avoid airborne particles
Resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

Was the first U.S. President whose name contains all
The letters from the word "criminal."

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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