Inspirational Posters For The Office

[TexasStooge]

** Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

** If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

** Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

** Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

** Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

** A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

** If at first you don't succeed, try management.

** Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

** TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

** The beatings will continue until morale improves.

** Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

** We waste time, so you don't have to.

** Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

** Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

** A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

** When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

** INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

** Succeed in spite of management.

** Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.