Points to Ponder

[angelwing]

1. Bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:NAÏVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?

6. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car is not called a racist?

7. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

8. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

10. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

11. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
are the others here for?

12. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?

[Jinkers]