A Compendium of Puntifications

[angelwing]

"A COMPENDIUM OF PUNTIFICATIONS"

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's
all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a
hardened criminal.
9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with
stalking.
10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on
shaky ground.
13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
16. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

[prettywitty]

Very clever!

[CajunMama]

I keep coming back and reading these and giggle everytime!

[coriolis]

Very Good.

Did you hear about those new cordoury pillows? They're making headlines!

[angelwing]