State puns and or knock knock jokes

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Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes

#21 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:25 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, please!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes

#22 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:27 am

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs me some fries to go with that burger too, please!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes

#23 Postby Category 5 » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:16 pm

Heres one to scare the little ones

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Michael Jackson.
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Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes

#24 Postby TreasureIslandFLGal » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:30 pm

HA HA HA HA !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

WOW!! I didn't know that you could yodel!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: State puns and or knock knock jokes

#25 Postby Dee Bee » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:27 pm

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Illegal

Illegal who?

Illegal stay in the nest until it feels better.

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