Visit to the Gyn

#1 Postby **angelwing** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:28 pm

Subject: VISIT TO THE GYN

A middle-aged woman

seemed sheepish as she

visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor,

"you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that,"

the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"That night," she went on, "I went again,

plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored,

"I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting

hand on her shoulder.
" There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

(Ready for this?)

"You're simply going through the change!

JenBayles · #2 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:07 pm

You HAD to say it.... you just HAD to say it! :lol:

#3 Postby **Stephanie** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:09 pm

PENNIES FROM HEAVEN! :lol:

#4 Postby **Cookiely** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:18 pm

Sounds like the goose that laid the golden egg. Maybe she will get around to plinking susan b. anthony dollars.

#5 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:55 pm

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CajunMama · #6 Postby **CajunMama** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:19 pm

I was actually chuckling outload with this joke!

#7 Postby **Canelaw99** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:59 pm

very funny - that's gettin' copied and forwarded to my email friends....

#8 Postby **MississippiHurricane** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:01 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! At this rate it will be dollars then 5,10,20,50,100 dollar bills and she will be rich!

#9 Postby **MSRobi911** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:59 pm

Loved it!!!! That was hilliarious!!!! I also will be copying and email to my friends.

Mary

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