Santa gets clearance from TSA

azsnowman · #1 Postby **azsnowman** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:27 am

http://www.azcentral.com

Santa gets the go-ahead from feds

Associated Press
Dec. 21, 2005 12:26 PM

WASHINGTON - The federal government is trying to make Santa Claus' job a little easier and safer when he makes the rounds this Christmas Eve.

Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta says an open skies agreement with the North Pole gives Santa the go-ahead to deliver Christmas presents without having to worry about government paperwork.

Santa's reindeer will be allowed to legally land on the roofs of homes throughout America.

Mineta says the agreement also gives Santa more time to check his list without having to worry about Uncle Sam.

beachbum_al · #2 Postby **beachbum_al** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:14 am

I am glad to know that everything is cleared and Santa will be coming in two days. Woo-hoo! 8-)

#3 Postby **EDR1222** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:59 am

That is good news!

gtalum · #4 Postby **gtalum** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:14 am

Dang, I was hoping they'd shoot his arse down. :lol:

f5 · #5 Postby f5 » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:03 pm

Santa been using US airspace long before their was a TSA so why does he need approval now.we can trust him so i don't know why TSA is trying to give him flying rules

#6 Postby **coriolis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:06 pm

gtalum wrote:Dang, I was hoping they'd shoot his arse down.

That is NOT how to make friends and influence people around here.

#7 Postby **O Town** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:23 pm

Great news! Clear for take off.......................

#8 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:35 pm

Santa Claus wears a red suit
He's a Communist
Has long hair and a beard
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe
That he's smoking?

Santa Claus steals in your house at night
He must be a dope fiend
To put you uptight!

(Ah, the 70's... :roll:

)

gtalum · #9 Postby **gtalum** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:23 pm

coriolis wrote:That is NOT how to make friends and influence people around here.

Awww, I'm just playin'. :lol:

arkess7 · #10 Postby **arkess7** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:27 pm

streetsoldier wrote:Santa Claus wears a red suit
He's a Communist
Has long hair and a beard
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe
That he's smoking?

Santa Claus steals in your house at night
He must be a dope fiend
To put you uptight!

(Ah, the 70's... )

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