A blonde goes into a coffee shop

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A blonde goes into a coffee shop

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:02 am

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel

and win" sticker on her coffee cup.



So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a

motorhome!



I've won a motorhome!"



The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is

a free Lunch.?"



But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!"



Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,

but you're mistaken.

You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't

have that as a prize.



The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a

motorhome!"



And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...








"W I N A B A G E L"
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#2 Postby Miss Mary » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:11 am

Chad! What a way to start a Monday....I read the topic title and then the author's name.....clicking immediately, grin on my face before I even read it.

LOL!!! Got another.....

Mary
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#3 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:30 am

:roflmao:
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#4 Postby O Town » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:39 am

:lol: :D 8-) :lol:
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:55 am

:lol: :rofl: :roflmao: :hehe: :fools:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!!!
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#6 Postby Stephanie » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:14 am

:lol:
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#7 Postby Pburgh » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:49 am

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#8 Postby arkess7 » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:07 pm

HE HE HE!!!!! that's funny :tease: :roflmao: :hoola:
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#9 Postby streetsoldier » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:46 pm

Time to check the air in her head...PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT! Just as I thought...10 pounds low. :lol:
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