The Gender of Inanimate Objects

[Dee Bee]

1) Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them

2) Copiers -- Female, because once turned off, they take a while to warm up again

3) Tires -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated

4) Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part...

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water

6) Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on

7) Subways -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up

8) Hourglasses -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

9) Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years but are handy to have around

10) Remote Controls -- Female Ha! You thought they'd be male. But consider this: they give a man pleasure, he'd be lost without them, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

[O Town]

These are cracking me up Dee Bee. Good ones.

[Amanzi]

10) Remote Controls -- Female Ha! You thought they'd be male. But consider this: they give a man pleasure, he'd be lost without them, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying


Oh so true!

[arkess7]

those are funny!!! he he!!

[wxcrazytwo]

10) Remote Controls -- Female Ha! You thought they'd be male. But consider this: they give a man pleasure, he'd be lost without them, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying


Oh so true!

Well AMANZI, at least it gives us pleasure in pushing them. Something has to give us pleasure. Oh and they don't talk back, argue with you, don't have to remember anniversaries and they don't suffer from PMS. All I need is batteries...