maybe you've already seen this

[caribepr]

But I just got it from my brother today...

Subject: Local Knowledge...


You know you live in Florida, when:

You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.

You have more than 300 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.

Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.

You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your
windows.

When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three
bedrooms, two baths and one safe hallway.

Your phone number is no secret, it's written in Sharpie on your pets.

You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.

You are delighted to pay $4 for a gallon of regular unleaded.

The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.

You decide that your patio furniture looks better at the bottom of the pool.

You own more than three large Igloos.

You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit
guilty about it.
You rationalize helping a friend hook up their generator by thinking

"It'll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back."

You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.

Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a
portable generator by candlelight.

You catch a 13-pound red-fish. In your driveway.

You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.

You consider a "vacation" to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.

At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.

You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.

There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.

You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the
Weather Channel.

Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.

Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

Your "drive-thru" meal consists of MREs and bottled water.

Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.

You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.

You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree
worker.

A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.

You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.

Your child's first words, "hunker down" and you didn't go to UGA!

Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's Christmas.

Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.

You know the difference between the "good side" of a storm and the "bad side."

Your kids start school in August and finish in July.

to which a friend of his added, in reply:

You forgot a couple,
You know what a millibar of pressure is.
You know at least the first 3 letters of the Greek alphabet.
You would be good on Jeopardy if the Categories were 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.
I am sure there are lots more

But one that I loved, and this is a true one, is a woman I know in S. Fla who wrote...my biggest, favorite tree is gone, but now I can see the moon from my bedroom window. (luckily, she still HAS a bedroom, with a window)

[Brent]