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#21 Postby jimbo » Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:56 pm

too funny for words. quit your day job and go to work for Leno........
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#22 Postby LaPlaceFF » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:30 pm

That was great!!!
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#23 Postby Stephanie » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:41 pm

vbhoutex wrote:Success x 2!!!! The second is as good as the first. You are hereby nominated for the official Storm2k stand up comedian spot!!!
:lol:

I'll second that nomination!! Excellent!
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#24 Postby greeng13 » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:45 pm

jimbo wrote:too funny for words. quit your day job and go to work for Leno........


can we get a top 10 and go for letterman---he needs some ratings!
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#25 Postby bahamaswx » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:45 pm

great stuff. :D
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#26 Postby Pebbles » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:39 pm

:hoola: Here's a dance for ya! (I am a good girl!) Once again too funny and thanks! *tickles and Huggers* :jump:
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#27 Postby therock1811 » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:09 pm

OMG!!! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!
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#28 Postby jude » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:37 pm

BAWAHWHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1
GAsp, gasp...
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Re: Hurricane Ivan Predictions (HUMOR ONLY)

#29 Postby Brent » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:49 pm

al79philly wrote:11:27 PM - Brent sets a new record by posting the NHC's 2 AM advisory on this site before the NHC is able to post their 11 PM advisory on their own site.

11:45 PM - Mike Seidel, now off-camera taking a shower, decides to file for a restraining order against Al Roker, after Roker pops his head in through the shower curtain and says "Hey Buddy."


:roflmao:
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#30 Postby HURAKAN » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:05 pm

Extremely funny! TWC has become more embarracing for Meteorology than informative. Does anyone remember, Phantom TD 8-E?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:jump: :jump: :roflmao: :craz:
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#31 Postby beachbyrd » Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:21 pm

:sun: :jump:

very cool!
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#32 Postby Coldfront » Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:51 am

I'd like to offer an apology to the board. My comments were inappropriate and I regret the error.

My dislike of Chavez and his Communist government and assistance to Al-Qaeda does not extend to the decent and hardworking people of Venezuela. I would not wish suffering upon those people, as they suffer enough as is and they most certainly do not deserve it.

I hope you all will forgive me for my error. :oops:
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#33 Postby al79philly » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:54 pm

I'd like to offer an apology to the board. My comments were inappropriate and I regret the error.

My dislike of Chavez and his Communist government and assistance to Al-Qaeda does not extend to the decent and hardworking people of Venezuela. I would not wish suffering upon those people, as they suffer enough as is and they most certainly do not deserve it.

I hope you all will forgive me for my error.


Huh? Ok - I forgive your error, but it seems a bit off-topic....

Extremely funny! TWC has become more embarracing for Meteorology than informative.


Yes - but as long as they keep Stephanie and Hillary on the air, I won't be changing the channel....


(I am a good girl!)


I'm sorry to hear that..... Ah, you're probably too old for me anyway... j/k

can we get a top 10 and go for letterman---he needs some ratings!


Letterman doesnt pay enough... LOL


too funny for words. quit your day job and go to work for Leno........


Neither does Leno.....

Hillarious, may I share with some of my friends that don't read this board?


Sure, but make sure you also show them NCWeatherDude's Frances forecasts, or they wont get it... LOL

For my 250th post, I will bump this extremely hilarious post back to the top of the board where it belongs.


I'm honored - with the way this season is going, maybe you'll be able to use your 500th to bump my Hurricane Zeke predictions....

BTW - - - are you by any chance a standup comedian?????????


Nope, I'm actually an auditor, but my clients wouldn't approve if I included predictions similar to these in their audit reports....
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#34 Postby njoynit » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:05 pm

gee....Its almost SCARRY :eek: to think of reading one of your aduit reports
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Channel 11 Dallas...

#35 Postby Raider Power » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:15 pm

From the "What the heck are you people doing covering a hurricane" file. Channel 11 in Dallas had their on the scene reports, but deciding one reporter was not enough, 11 sent two reporters to Florida, I assume to provide that all important "team coverage". "Team Coverage" tends to lose its effectiveness, however, when the team is huddled together in the same spot. I can imagine the anchors in Dallas saying something along the lines of "For up to the minute news on Frances, we begin our team coverage with Don in Punta Gorda and Dawn, uh, five feet away from Don, in Punta Gorda."

Dallas having onsite hurricane coverage makes about as much sense as Lubbock having onsite hurricane coverage (I used to live in the Lubbock area, by the way).
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