Day after Thanksgiving Forecast
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:48 am
Well our forecast today is as diverse as it nauseating and exhausting. We will have a near 100% chance of leftover turkey sandwiches combined with a 110% chance of all yesterday's cooks avoiding the kitchen entirely. When faced with the dreaded question of "what's to eat?" these cooks will start a mass blizzard of turkey carcass tossing. Also, beware of numerous accounts of flooding in parking lots due to the massive influx of holiday shoppers trying to get that best bargain, only available from 6:00 AM to 9:00 AM, a time they would normally still be in bed. This afternoon we will see an increase in the number of trytophan-induced naps, not to mention a high probability of turkey intoxication. Finally, tonight should have a 75% chance of husbands on ladders trying to untangle Christmas lights while the wives (i.e. cooks from yesterday) will calmly sit in lawnchairs saying "I see another light out. Are you gonna fix that?", all while patiently drinking hot toddies and laughing under their breath. Happy day after Thanksgiving ya'll. Me personally, I'm gonna suck down a six pack of coke to get enough of a caffeine rush to get hubby up in the attic to get down the 7000 boxes of Christmas decorations. Updates on the grumpiness to follow! 
